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|Quote 1:||I'm having a very good day|
|Quote 2:||Why don't you fuck off, Derek?|
|Quote 3:||(A) My mom said she fell in love with you because of your guitar playing. That you sounded just like Elvis. (B) Well, what do you think? (A) I think she was tone deaf and you sound more like a wounded moose than the King.|
|CalicoKat:||Thanks, doc. (Sun, Feb 28, 11:02am PST)|
|Quote 4:||I had a straight flush!|
|Quote 5:||Doorman! Doorman! Doorman!|
|Quote 6:||Don't you want to haggle?|
|Quote 7:||the pellet with the poison, is in the flagon with a dragoon...|
|Quote 8:||a: Are you on any medication? b: Just some cream, I've got very aggresive athlete's foot..|
|Gunny:||stripes (Tue, Jul 28, 5:12pm PDT)|
|Quote 9:||You know how people joke about being raised by wolves? Well, I was raised by construction workers.|
|Quote 10:||a. Tonight, when the moon is full, I turn into a wolf. b. You, and a million other guys.|